If you're wondering what goes into these shirts to justify a $55.95 price tag, please keep reading...

So I thought I'd talk to you like man to man about this. Believe me, we KNOW $55.95 is a lot for just a t-shirt.

BUT...And this is a big but. You will NEVER in your life see another product like this. Let me tell you a little bit about what went into making this, and then come and tell me it's too much money.

First off, the artists that worked on these images are WORLD CLASS SCI-FI ARTISTS. They have families and starving kids and car payments and all sorts of stuff like that. Did I mention they are of the HIGHEST WORLD CLASS CALIBER? These ain't no little art school fruits putting up candy-ass wheat paste art outside your loft building in your "ghetto" neighborhood.

Also, the process we use to print these shirts, DIGITAL SPACE PRINTING is not cheap. BUT! It is the only printing process worthy to make shirts as perfect as these. This ain't no DYE-SUBLIMATION bullshit, that shit is weak. If artwork this good was printed onto t-shirts using dye-sublimation, the artwork would bleed out of it's eyes and soul. No, the process used to print these shirts is expensive, but you've NEVER seen anything like it.

We've also ENGINEERED these shirts to keep the image going from the front to the back onto the sleeves SEAMLESSLY, even over the seams.

And finally, you get all sorts of cool stuff including, I'm sure you know by now, the whole story of Des Kiraz, a box to keep the story in, and maybe some pens after you take the shirt out. A cool poster suitable for decorating your toilet and Des Kiraz trading cards which even though they are not for trade, we know you are a bad ass and will break the rules and trade them anyway.

Also they are dipped in LSD.

The price tag is as low as we could get it and not lose money on these things. So please buy one, because we think they are FANTASTIC.